*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
I can never stop laughing at this
When you see it…
it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window
Are you fucking kidding me
this is going too far
god fucking dammit
Oh my god no…
oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.
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That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.
imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain