do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep
This is killing me slowly.
my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
why the fuck do all victoria’s secret’s swimsuits “Add 2-Cup sizes” like i have fricken big enough boobs, I just want something big enough to cover them
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
fucking cuddle with me you bitch
i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire
@williedevine84: Guess who went on the Harry Potter studio tour today…?!
the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on
i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) Directed by John Hughes
do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit